Here's my bitchin' ride!!!
by DBoardwalk05
It's got 7 speeds of coolness, it goes 0-20 in 8.4 seconds. Everything folds. I took off the mudflaps and rack off for speed. I also decided against streamers because of them slowing the ride down. I'm thinkin of installin a Sammy Sosa baseball card in the spokes.
Dude, that shit it TITS. You should install a nice orange triangle flag on a long pole so we can all spot you cruisin' 
I bet you haul so many babes in that thing! Do you think you could get more power if you installed another Sammy Sosa card in the other wheel? Let me know how it goes!
2000 Trans Am WS6, 1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4, 2003 Yamaha YZF-R6
Is that one of those rare type R's?
God created turbo lag to give V8's a chance.
you need to put some flames on it, mang.
-THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNING NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SMOKING A FORD
